Tweets

cannibal-swag:

jfarge:

ven0moth:

why do they sell these

to commit a murder most fowl

sit down

(Source: ven0moth, via a-storm-for-every-spring)

johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

(via gnarly)

iguanamouth:

together at last

(via a-storm-for-every-spring)

dooleysqueen:

norulesnobras:

basedhiyoko:

yoursexcrazedsub:

1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.

2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day. 

Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!

you go girl

suck them dicks

achieve your dreams

are we going to ignore that these guys were willing to pay $460 just to have pleasure? i might not know a lot about how this business goes down but dayum she must have done a good job

(via thewinterwinchester)

castielbootyblog:

instigatinglittleshit:

little-missandry:

legion-of-leijon:

Being a nice guy and being a “nice guy”: Know the difference.

There is LITERALLY no difference.

Women don’t owe you shit. We are not sex objects. Too bad if you’re sad about it. You don’t deserve anybody. You are not entitled to another human being.

That’s just how it works.

HOLY SHIT WHAT

IT’S PERFECTLY NATURAL TO BE SAD WHEN SOMEONE YOU’RE INTERESTED IN DOESN’T WANT TO BE WITH YOU

Jesus fucking Christ that’s not entitlement, that’s totally normal disappointment. 

There’s a difference between the first and second pictures and if you can’t see it then holy fuck, I’m sorry about your failing vision. 

THAT LAST COMMENT LIKE HOLY FUCKING YES

(via thewinterwinchester)

florelgreen:

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time

(via pizza)

lauren-jauregui:

pashmere:

omfg this gif is the answer for everything

"how are you?"

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"did you get a good grade?"

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"how’s your romantic life?"

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how’s ronaldo doing in the world cup so far?

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(via zanetheaiden)

wilddaize:

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. 

(via a-storm-for-every-spring)

elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

(via inhale-exhale-dive-deep)

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

(Source: iraffiruse, via a-storm-for-every-spring)

deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

(via hotboyproblems)

gnarly:

when you and your friends see a fine booty

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(via gnarly)

sniffing:

gnarly:

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gnarly:

hey guys can someone phototshop zayn into this selfie or photoshop me into a pic with zayn somehow and ill give u a hug, if you do tag me or mention me as gnarly :))

wasnt what i was expecting but ok

lmao yas

WHAt

I CANT STOP LAUGHING Omg

WHY DID SOMEONE PUT JUSIN BIEBER ON MY FACE BYE

goodbye forever

this post is a train wreck johnny, just like ur life!

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