calumcuddled:

when ur about to say something but then someone else starts talking

5SOS // The 1975 Disconnected // Chocolate
5SOS // The 1975
Disconnected // Chocolate

use headphonessss enjoy :-)

newdisaster:

pretentiousteatime:

do you guys ever wonder why the students at hogwarts are afraid of the shrieking shack because its “haunted” when they literally go to school with ghosts

….wait

tomkirk:

disemboweleddragon:

tomkirk:

image

HOW CAN I PUT THIS ON MY IPOD?!?!?!?!

I’M FUCKING DONE WITH THE INTERNET 

tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

iamjohnegberttheheirofbreath:

Beck was a real friend

"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States (via 391705)
one-turian-kind-of-woman:

wATEER
casualdorkpatrol:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
51

casualdorkpatrol:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

infectedwithtroylerism:

Everyone on here is so cute and pretty and I’m just over here like

image

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

lamelohan:

my only talent is not being in a relationship

emptyparkinglot2am:

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

Next Page »