Tweets

whydontihatemarrymyself:

astonishingly:

romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real

(via timelord-hunter-sociopath)

sarcasmsaidit:

these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

(via sweet-silly-me)

precumming:

when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow

image

(Source: precumming, via sweet-silly-me)

turnipjelly:

evenhellcanbehomey:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

write a book

You could call it The Golden Compass

(via sweet-silly-me)

liquorsexandtattoos:

Think about how fast he snitched tho

(Source: vinegod, via hi)

circletines:

why am i still on this site its literally me looking at the same pictures 20 times and then clicking a button so other people can look at the same pictures 20 times

(Source: stephenhawqueen, via sweet-silly-me)

hate:

imagine if your entire life was a social experiment

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

(via hi)

kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

(via hi)

uglyvevo:

i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark

(Source: sadden, via giggle)

life-gets-bad-sometimes:

qonorrhea:

text posts are like children
you delete the ones that dont succeed

what

(Source: michaxl, via heliolisk)

bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

(Source: ouijasquiji, via twerkerus)

gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

(via afewtoomanyfandoms)

youve-been-coulsoned:

Fox kits annoying their mother.

BUT LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS INT HE SECOND ONE!

(Source: quicksilvers, via air-xx)